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Terry Pratchett, the Grand Wizard of Discworld

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I firmly believe that I would never have succeeded as a teacher and never gotten my resolve wrapped around the whole nonsense package of being a published author if I hadn’t picked up a copy of Mort, the first Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett that I ever encountered.  I started reading the book as a veteran dungeon-master at D&D role-playing games and also as a novice teacher having a world of difficulty trying to swim up the waterfalls of Texas education fast enough to avoid the jagged rocks of failure at the bottom.  I was drinking ice tea when I started reading it.  More of that iced tea shot out my nose while reading and laughing than went down my gullet.  I almost put myself in the hospital with goofy guffaws over Death’s apprentice and his comic adventures on a flat world riding through space and time on the backs of four gigantic elephants standing on the back of a gigantic-er turtle swimming through the stars.  Now, I know you have no earthly idea what this paragraph even means, unless you read Terry Pratchett.  And believe me, if you don’t, you have to start.  If you don’t die laughing, you will have discovered what may well be the best humorist to ever put quill pen to scroll and write.  And if you do die laughing, well, there are worse ways to go, believe me.

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Discworld novels are fantasy-satire that make fun of Tolkien and Conan the Barbarian (written by Robert E. Howard, not the barbarian himself) and the whole world of elves and dwarves and heroes and dragons and such.  You don’t even have to love fantasy to like this stuff.  It skewers fantasy with spears of ridiculousness (a fourth level spell from the Dungeons of Comedic Magic for those fellow dungeon masters out there who obsessively keep track of such things).  The humor bleeds over into the realms of high finance, education, theater, English and American politics, and the world as we know it (but failed to see from this angle before… a stand-on-your-head-and-balance-over-a-pit-of-man-eating-goldfish sort of angle).

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Terry Pratchett’s many wonderful books helped me to love what is ugly, because ugly is funny, and if you love something funny for long enough, you understand that there is a place in the world even for goblins and trolls and ogres.  Believe me, that was a critical lesson for a teacher of seventh graders to learn.  I became quite fond of a number of twelve and thirteen year old goblins and trolls because I was able see through the funny parts of their inherent ugliness to the hidden beauty that lies within (yes, I know that sounds like I am still talking about yesterday’s post, but that’s because I am… I never stop blithering about that sort of blather when it comes to the value hidden inside kids).

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I have made it a personal goal to read every book ever written by Terry Pratchett.  And that goal is now within reach because even though he is an incredibly prolific writer, he has passed on withing the last year.  He now only has one novel left that hasn’t reached bookstores.  Soon I will only need to read a dozen more of his books to finish his entire catalog of published works.  And I am confident I will learn more lessons about life and love and laughter by reading what is left, and re-reading some of the books in my treasured Terry Pratchett paperback collection.  Talk about your dog-eared tomes of magical mirth-making lore!  I know I will never be the writer he was.  But I can imitate and praise him and maybe extend the wonderful work that he did in life.  This word-wizard is definitely worth any amount of work to acquire and internalize.  Don’t take my convoluted word for it.  Try it yourself.

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John Green’s Book, Paper Towns (a Review)

I have to say, I was predisposed to like this book for far too many reasons to ignore it.9781410479990_l

Reason #1: I love John Green.   I don’t mean in some crazy boy-crush sort of mixed -up thing.   That would be too much like one of his characters, or one of mine.  I just find him an absolutely enthralling intellect and personality.

Reason #2; I know him from YouTube.

He posts videos for Vlog Brothers (with his brother Hank who is also someone I wish I knew in real life).  He also does Crash Course History and Mental Floss.  You can get to know how the man truly thinks and feels because he puts all of himself into his writing.  (I know the YouTube videos don’t seem like writing, but they are.  How could they not be?)

Reason #3; I know him as one of the geniuses behind the Mental Floss series of books and magazines.

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These wonderful books are brimming with weird and wonderful facts and narratives that are researched enough to feel like, if they aren’t actually true, they should be.

The books contain all kinds of things that make you go “Hang on there a minute, Bubba!  What the hell are you saying?”  These are things you have to reread at least twice.  You have to reread once for yourself, and at least once reading out loud to members of your family to watch their eyes pop out of their head like they are in a Tex Avery cartoon right before they explode with laughing.

Reason #4;  I saw the movie of The Fault in Our Stars before I ever had a chance to find and buy a copy of the book.  It made me laugh and it made me cry… both with the same degree of soul-punching feeling I want so desperately to put into my own fiction.  I have not read this book yet, but I already know it is on my list of top ten all-time favorite books.

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So, of course I have left myself only two hundred words to actually review the book itself.  And I can’t do it.

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This book is a quest book.  It tells the story of Q (short for Quentin, a near-genius thinker and feeler who has to be John Green’s idea of himself) who meets a girl at his bedroom window one night.  She’s a girl who he has known and gone to school with his entire life.  But he doesn’t know her at all.  And she takes him on a whirlwind one-night adventure of doing crazy things he would’ve never done otherwise.  Then she disappears.  She is gone.  She may be dead.  And she has left clues for Q to follow and maybe find her.  She leaves clues in a copy of Walt Whitman’s poetic masterpiece, Leaves of Grass for Crissake!  It becomes a quest of one person finding another person… not just that physical person… but who that person really is… how she thinks and feels.  It is a quest to find the meaning of “Paper Towns”… places that aren’t real, even though they are.  It is about connecting yourself to other people by the roots, the same way that the “leaves of grass”in your lawn are connected to each other.  And, dammit!  I am well over 500 words again.  And why?  Simply because you have to read this book.  It is so good it crosses over all boundaries of genre and intended audience.  Yes, it is a Young Adult novel… a kids’ book.  But it was written for you, even if you are 559 years old like me.  (And that is not a typo… If you don’t already know what hyperbole is, you should look it up, because I just gave you 500 years worth).

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Reading Assignments

Yesterday I revealed that I have no earthly clue how to be a best-selling author with a blog and a brand and all those other things that marketing racketeers keep pettifogging at me about.  I may not know anything about marketing and being an author, but I do know how to be a writer.  I have learned to say things flat out when they are on my mind and I know how to do the two essential things that a writer has to know how to do… I can practice writing every day, and I can read.

If you are one of those few who actually read my blog regularly, you may remember some talk about the classic novel, Tess of the D’Urbervilles.  Believe it or not, I know how to read and understand great books.  You can find me on  Goodreads.com to see some of the wonderful things I have been reading, and to decide if you might like them too.  If you are not on Goodreads already, why not?  That is now your next assignment, young reader.  Oops.   You know what they say, “Old English teachers never die, they just lose their class.”

Today’s little self-imposed book report is about a book that I read my senior year in high school, 1975.  It is called The Other by Thomas Tryon.  It is a book that was made into a movie.  The author is also a Hollywood actor that has been in many films.  He wrote the screenplay for the movie version.  But I have to tell you, the movie pales in comparison to the book itself.  Movies simply cannot give you the rich depth of atmosphere and the delicate psychological nuances that a book can.  Movies show you something.  A book can explain something in detail.  And that is a key difference.

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Michael Beyer‘s review

Dec 22, 14  ·  edit
Read in April, 1975
This is a fascinating book for it’s ornate description of long-ago New England life, and the eerie way old houses and long-gone people can twist and mangle our lives. It is a psychological horror story about twin boys, Niles and Holland Perry. They are polar opposites. Niles is warm and loving. But Holland is distant, cold, and sinister. Their grandmother Ada, a lovely old woman with deep Russian roots, has taught the boys to play an ESP-sort of game, reaching out with their minds to feel what a bird feels, or a squirrel, or a magician to find out how he did a certain disappearing trick. She has no idea that the mind-game will have such a devastating effect on both the twins and ruin so many peoples’ lives. I cannot say more without revealing the magic the author uses to bring this book to a totally unexpected and devastating conclusion. This book is not everyone’s cup of tea… and it may be many readers’ cup of arsenic… but it worked its spell on me. I recommend it if you wish to be chilled to the bone marrow.
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I am reading this book now for the third time.  It is rare that I read a book more than once, because every time through changes your perception of it and risks making you dislike it.  But certain books are immune to that effect.  And I am re-reading it now because I want to closely analyze the techniques he used to create his surprise ending.  There-in lies the reason for this reading assignment that I have given myself.  That is how I roll as a writer.

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Tess of the D’Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy (a book review)

This was a second reading of Thomas Hardy’s masterpiece. I have also read and loved The Return of the Native. Why should anyone in 2014 read a novel written in 1892? I’ll happily tell you why. The characters and the themes are timeless. And Hardy is a master of symbolism, description, and character development. He is able to weave together the story of a singular character, the artfully rendered fertility goddess, Tess Durbeyfield (revealed by an amateur genealogist to be descended from the noble Norman family the D’Urbervilles). She is a pure and lovely woman caught between the grinding gears of the old (symbolized by dances and music, superstition and blind religion, and ghost stories) and the new (symbolized by modern farming techniques, machines, and stodgy Victorian mores). She is raped by her first admirer, a profligate youth of new and unearned industrial revolution wealth. The man, Alec D’Urberville, is a pretender to the noble name, having adopted it for social-climbing. He is loose of morals, cruel, and thoughtless… perhaps capable of loving Tess, but spoiling it all with impatience, privilege, and lack of moral training. When true love later comes along for poor Tess, it is cursed to fail by the actions of the rapist as they put Tess in category of an adulteress, even though she had no choice in the matter and goes far beyond anything that is reasonable to atone for her error. Unforgivable acts trump an angelic character and tragedy crushes all on the alter of pagan Stonehenge. It is a tragedy and an indictment of a crumbling, corrupt culture. It is a singular book. And no matter how hard you might find it to read a 100-plus year old book, it is worth every ounce of effort you can put into it. tessdurbvilles_LRG

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One… Two… Three Little Things!

One thing you can always count on when you read something by Stuart R. West is a good laugh.  He has such a firm grasp on the awkwardness and life-or-death embarrassments of being a teenager in high school.  I know what I’m talking about.  As a teacher I have been laughing at teenage troubles for 31 years now.  Tex, Olivia, Elspeth, and the gang are so realistic that I could name the kids in real life they correspond to… well, except maybe for the witch thing… and the ghost thing… and the opening the gateway to Hell thing…  Oy!  Two things you can always count on when you read something by Stuart is a good laugh and some utterly creepy and scary supernatural hoodoo.  Yes, ghosts in the boys’ restroom… undead possession of teenage female souls… sleep spells that can save your life and electrical spells that can blow out the lights in the whole city… there’s a real creep-a-thon going on here.  And there’s a little thing about an unsolved murder…  Oy! Oy! Oy!  Okay, Three things you can always count on when you read something by Stuart…!  Yeah, there’s the whodunit factor too.  I used to be pretty clever at reading Conan Doyle and Agatha Christie… I knew the solution to the mystery nine times out of… well, a thousand.  But Stuart always fools me.  I didn’t get this one, and I’m betting you won’t either.  So… now, wait a minute!  Is it four things?  Five?  I’m going math-challenged here!  Anyway, if you know anything about good books, you will like this book, second installment in the trilogy, at least as much as I did.

 

This is a review of Stuart R. West’s book Tex, and the Gangs of Suburbia, available at Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Tex%2C+and+the+Gangs+of+Suburbia).

 

You should definitely give it a look.


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My Review of Phil Nork’s Misguided Sensitivity

5.0 out of 5 stars                     A Ballad of Love and Roses, April 6, 2013
By 
Michael Beyer (Texas, USA)
 
This review is from: Misguided Sensitivity (Paperback)

A yellow rose for Lisa whom he met at the bowling alley and grew up with. Red and white roses for Mary, the first girl he thought he might be falling in love with. A yellow rose for Joyce who was a lover of women but relied heavily on Phil. And of course a red rose for Star, the one who… Well, to be honest, you need to let him be the one to tell you this ballad of beauty, women you could talk to and be friends with, and the meaning behind a gift of roses. In his book Misguided Sensitivity, Phil Nork takes you through a variety of very touching, sensitive, and warmly portrayed women that helped to shape his life as a man. From his divorced mother and nurturing grandmother, to the first date, and the first love, he takes us on a journey of growth, development as a person, and deepening of understanding across the broad and varied landscape of real-life relationships.
The book is very frank and open, giving us insight into the mind of a sensitive man who cares more about the woman than he does himself. He shares with us the life lessons he learned along the way, listing them for us in a slowly built set of rules for living. You need to read it for yourself.

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