
The clown stumbled to the center of the stage,
Into the spotlight for a tinker’s age,
“I’m guessing that I now must talk,
Since I am no longer allowed to walk,
And I cannot claim I am a mime,
So, now I have to deal in rhyme.”
The seats were empty, so no one cheered,
But that also meant that no one jeered.

The Silent Orchestra of the Universe
“Poetry is Music,” the clown said, “And there is music in the stars,
Silent music, of course, made of light and novas, asteroids. and comets,
Dancing through the cosmos, and not stopping in at bars.”
Then he burped the alcohol inside him with a face portending vomits.

“Words are music, rhythm, rhyme, and melody.
We make our way from day to day upon the primrose path they lay.
I speak now, fulfill my part, and so, I speak my soliloquy…
As my very instrument, in the universal orchestra, I play.”
A ghostly moan in the empty seats was nearly really heard
And the clown, he gawked and stared about in every spin-necked way.
“I do not believe I find relief in this absent throng… with words
That come from no one nowhere… so, I’ll be on my way.”





















Homely People
I prefer to write about, think about, and draw pictures of homely people. But don’t mistake me. I am not talking about ugly people. Our former President, the giant blood sausage with a bird’s nest on top that we have put in charge of making us all feel sick to our stomachs every day, demonstrates what ugly means. Ugly is not just weird and interesting to look at, it is also repellent behavior that makes physical flaws take a back seat… no, a rumble seat in the trailer behind by comparison.
I am talking about the ordinary people back home. The ones that may be sitting by your own fireplace on a cold day trying to warm their hands after throwing snowballs outside. And, of course, that snowball that hit Maggie Doozman in the side of the face and knocked her glasses off, made you laugh for an instant, until you realized she was crying, and Kirk Longhatter didn’t even apologize for throwing so hard, so you went over and picked her glasses up for her and handed them to her, and she smiled at you through the tears. That is the kind of homely I mean.
There is a lot that is beautiful in homely people. Sure, maybe not a classically beautiful Elizabeth Taylor face or a Gregory Peck lantern jaw. Maybe not even a shapely behind or a graceful step when walking across the street. But ordinary beauty. Kindness. Humility. Determination in the face of long odds. Good-natured jokery. A touch of childish silliness. A moon face that actually shines when a smile lights it up. That is beauty that can be found in homely people.
You’ve probably figured out by now that this post is just an excuse to show off some goofy old off-kilter portraits I did. But that doesn’t change the fact. I do love homely people.
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