Yesterday I had to start a post over again that my computer wiped out completely just as I was finishing it. I had intended to rewrite the post today, but found key parts of it that I really liked were gone from my diabetic old memory. Life is like that. We get old and we get all futzed up, and no… the computer did not malfunction and save me from using a bad word there. I meant to say “futzed”.

It is a Yiddish sort of word… so I guess you could argue it is not a real word. Yiddish, after all is a language intended by God to provide Jewish comedians with words that sound like insults but really aren’t… and words that don’t sound like insults that really are. (Have you ever looked up what “putz” actually means?)
But that is what the Mickian computer has been up to. It mashes, mangles, impedes, and implodes my writing. If it wasn’t so handy for coming up with a funny post about fighting with a computer, I might actually become aggravated enough to throw this old computer out the upstairs window and into the sickly, green, unused swimming pool below.
I have used my computer daily and put it through all sorts of contortions and convolutions in the past three years of ill health and bed-ridden retirement. It is probably no wonder it is wearing out. I not only write and turn drawings into jpegs on it, I use it to mess with photography, play Facebook games, and keep up with the international clown show that other people generally refer to as politics. I shed beard hair on my keyboard. I drop popcorn on it when I am trying to jam too much in my mouth at once. And I occasionally baptize it with a juicy sneeze or projectile cough. I confess that I probably deserve the revenge it wreaks upon me.
Besides randomly deleting my posts and instantly saving the changes, it will also shrink the view of the entire page so that I can’t even read what I type with a magnifying glass. The only way to correct the problem is shift to a different browser for a while until Firefox or Chrome stops hating me long enough to reset. I have also had problems with the computer blowing things up. One time I was trying to write on WordPress when only three huge letters at a time would fit on the screen. That can make it quite hard to pull the old train of thought out of the darker parts of the tunnel of stupid ideas. (I also just now had to re-type the part in italics when the computer deleted it. I am making a back-up copy on Microsoft Word, but sometimes I can’t copy and paste fast enough.)
Truthfully, something is seriously wrong with this laptop. The mouse pad malfunctions and the control key sticks. I may have to buy a new computer soon. But this one has given me numerous goofy smiles, and I will miss it when it joins the pile of old dead computers in the garage.
If you haven’t quite figured it out, these are some of the numerous goofy smiles.





















Why School Should Be Cool
I was a school teacher for thirty-one years, and in spite of the immense amount of brain damage that builds up over time, especially as a middle-school teacher, I think I know what we’ve been doing wrong.
We need to take a look at an education system where things are working better than they are here.
Now, I know you probably didn’t click on the boring video about school. Heck, you probably aren’t even reading this sentence. But I can summarize it and put it in easy-to-understand words. Finland does not have to educate as many poor and disadvantaged kids as this country does. The video gives five ways that Finland does it better, but all of them boil down to the basic notion that the country is more homogeneous and uniformly middle-class than ours is. Still, we can learn things from them.
The first of the five ways that Finland does it better is a difference in government. While U.S. governmental safety-net programs blame people who need food stamps for being lazy (even though some of them work 40-hour work weeks in minimum-wage jobs), Finland gives a huge package to parents of everything they might need as soon as their child is born. As long as the child is in school, the government does many things to support the family’s efforts to educate them. Imagine what we could accomplish here if we invested some of the vast fortune we give to corporations in subsidies into educating poor black and Hispanic children instead. Children have a hard time learning in school when they come to school hungry. If we could only feed them better, the way the Fins do, we would revolutionize our classrooms.
The second point the video makes is the biggest suds-maker every time I get on my teacher’s soap box. They don’t give kids homework and they only give them one standardized test when they leave high school. I have recently covered this topic more thoroughly in a post in which I was able to ridicule Florida governor Rick “Skeletor” Scott. (Boy, did I enjoy doing that.) But I won’t go into all of that again here.
The third thing is respecting teachers. In Finland they treat teachers with the kind of respect that they give to doctors and lawyers. How cool is that? In Texas, calling someone a teacher is an epithet. If a teacher is liked or even loved by their students, administrators are encouraged to keep a closer eye on them to figure out what’s wrong. Students are supposed to hate their teachers and sit all day filling out mind-numbing test-preparation worksheets. Imagine what it could be like if teachers weren’t the scum of the earth. They might actually have students convinced that learning goes on in their classrooms.
The fourth point is that Finland does not try to cram more and more memorized details into young brains so they can spit it all back out on a test. They take students thoroughly into the subject of study, and at a slower, easier pace. They dive deep into the river of learning instead of wade through the wide and shallow parts. All questions get answered. And by that, I mean, student questions, not teacher questions. The learning is student-centered.
Finally, the video states that Finland simply has fewer social ills in their country to get in the way of good quality education. But even though the work is harder in this country, the potential is really there to go far beyond what Finland is capable of. We have a natural resource that is totally untapped in this nation. We don’t develop the minds of a majority of our children in any meaningful way. And I can tell you from having done it, you can teach a poor or disadvantaged child to think. You can give them the tools for academic, economic, and personal success. You can make them into valuable human beings. But you should never forget, they are already precious beyond measure. We just ignore and trash that inherent value. So, the information is out there about how to do a better job of educating our children. We need to follow through.
Here endeth the lesson.
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