
My Dreams Have Wings (a poem)
Sometimes when I fall asleep,
I don’t drift down to slumber,
I grow great red wings,
And I take to the air,
To soar…
To escape…
To live…
Or simply fly away.

Adolphe William Bouguereau
There comes a time when life really stinks,
A day when the life force grows green-brown and sinks,
Yes, I am ill and my every breath kinks,
And I cough and I burp and the end of the nose pinks,
So, I gather together under the covers,
The rotten parts of me over which the fly hovers,
And cook them in heat of the dreams of old lovers,
And fantasy dreams, whose richness discovers…
The stories that make the sum of my life,
And memories of people who’ve hurt me with strife,
And good things and great things and details all mixed,
And stew while I’m sleeping til things are all fixed.

I must make a confession about crippling depression,
Cause today I have the blues.
It requires a concession of time for regression,
And dark days enveloping all views.
There is no progression in a working profession,
Cause clouds leave me missing all news.
I start the procession of blue notes in session,
And all melodies tend to be blues.
Filed under Paffooney, pessimism, poem, Uncategorized
Grumpy (a poem about Grumpy life)
Dang it, you old grumpy man!
You annoy me as only a grumpy man can.
You grouse and growl and sometimes howl,
And pace the house like a cat on the prowl.
You worry me, weary me, and generally nasty be,
And of course you are… yes, you are… naturally me.
So why do you worry me, weary me, moan and make bother,
Now that you’re old, and you sound like your father?
Because you are cranky now, creaky with age,
And know you now, soon, the book’s turning its page.
And, though you complain, you do love your life,
And, loathe you will leave it, and your sweet-smiling wife.
*Footnote* I was in a foul mood when I wrote this poem, but my favorite team, the Cardinals, won a football game with a last second interception by Tony Jefferson in the end zone.
*Double Footnote* Yes, my wife will be smiling when I am gone because I am so GRUMPY!
*Triple Footnote* Yes, I was talking to the mirror in this poem. I took the picture in the mirror and then reversed it on my laptop.
*Fourple Footnote* Yes, I know. Too dang many footnotes. Dang it!!!
Filed under humor, photo paffoonies, poetry
At the top of the stairs and the end of the hall,
Is a doorway to wonder and the pith of it all.
I have lived a long life, and I’ve lived it well,
But a life isn’t over with a story to tell.
So I set to work justly with my ink and my pen,
And I draw and I write and remember when…
But there has to be more to this door in the hall,
A studio’s not just a hole in the wall.
I write about Seuss and his silly red rhymes,
And I think and I write and remember the times…
And the verse can come faster, or the verse can come slow
But the verse is about all the things that you know,
And you must pass it on to them that come after,
And you post your ideas on door, wall, and rafter.
And when the long day finally comes to its end,
There will be a sharing with a good ear to bend,
And a book, or two books, or three they can read,
That reveal all the secrets that they’ll ever need.
I have been working at illustration and drawing for the majority of my life, but it took computer technology and digital photography to allow me to maximize the use of my abilities. Let me go through a couple of case in points.
The Red-Haired Girl picture is a good example of what I can do. I originally drew the picture to illustrate a Charlie Brown poem. Here is the poem if you don’t remember it. (A convenient excuse to re-post something and fill this post with words already written.)
Little Red-Haired Girl
You never told her that you loved her, Charlie Brown
That little red-haired girl, so cute, so nice
You only looked and looked from afar
You never told her that you loved her, Charlie Brown
You could’ve held her hand
You could’ve walked her home from school
You never told her that you loved her, Charlie Brown
She never got your Valentine
At least, you forgot to sign your name
You never told her that you loved her, Charlie Brown
No hope of marriage now, nor children for old age
Happily ever after has now long gone
You never told her that you loved her, Charlie Brown
Now every love poem is a sad poem
And the world is blue and down
You never told her that you loved her…
You never told her that you loved her…
You never told her that you loved her, Charlie Brown.
You may not see what I did without looking at the two pictures very closely. The better, more brightly-lit photo is not the answer. I originally created the Red-Haired Girl as a Charley-Brown-y creation complete with a bigger than natural head, a Charley-Brown head.
I have ulterior motives for my evil cartoon manipulations. I like this image I have created very much, in fact, one might say that I have fallen in love with it just a bit… Pygmalion-like. I wanted to use the image to illustrate Anita Jones, a character from my book Superchicken. Anita is the fictional re-imagining of a girl that I had a deep and abiding crush on (possibly still existing today, though she is now a grandmother in real life.) She is literally my little red-haired girl. So what did I do? Look closely. I lovingly shrank her head. Yes, like the headhunters of old, I used the paint program on my computer to shrink it, re-attach it, and make it more human-like. Realistic proportions, though only a very slight change by actual percentages, make a realistic difference in how real the viewer perceives her to be.
I know you probably think I am full of goofy-gas to make such claims. If you don’t see the difference in the first example, perhaps you will see it here. Compare these two David Copperfield pictures carefully. Look at Little Emily’s head.
You don’t have to believe me, but it does make a difference.
Filed under art editing, humor, Paffooney
(An old drawing of Milt Morgan, the magical-me portrait)
The book is opened to page one…
A boy is born in a blizzard…
Page two reveals the night that he…
Stayed up for first steps on the moon…
And page three sees the girl he loved…
Though he never spoke the real word…
Page four ends with high school’s pain…
Loneliness and some self loathing…
Page five reveals in college days…
That one can achieve anything…
But page six admits the truth that…
One will always be a young child…
And page seven tells the sad tale…
Of teachers in the monkey house…
Page eight is twenty years and more…
In middle school, the wonder years…
Page nine is learning competence…
Is only in your mind and heart…
Page ten is learning all again…
And digging toward the hidden light…
Page eleven reeks of hard work…
And making lives grow solidly…
Page twelve makes doubts seem useless dross…
And faith in men truly returns…
And page thirteen brings some sorrow…
For endings inevitable…
And so I do not turn the page…
For every book must somehow end…
And I am not yet finished here…
There’s so much more to see and read.
(Me as I was about to start teaching in South Texas)
Filed under Uncategorized

Life is like Moose Bowling,
Because…
In order to knock over all the pins,
And win…
You have to learn HOW TO THROW A MOOSE!