Ant bites can cause an allergic reaction. So can the ragweed pollen that floats in massive quantities through the Texas air right now. So can reports that Donald Trump won the recent debate, despite the evidence presented before my very eyes that he was destroyed like a movie monster in the 1960’s at the end of the late night horror flick. Whatever the cause, I am feeling poorly. Another day of inaction and illness and sore throats and headaches. My daughter, the Princess, is also home from school today ill. She’s in slightly better shape than I am. But we will recover. The country, if it is truly as filled with ignorant racist people as the Trump presidential campaign has made it seem, will not. Soon we will be forced to shout, “Seig heil!” at the cinnamon Hitler we have apparently chosen to put in charge. How is he not polling negative percentages after that debate? He should have to give back three quarters of those votes he got in the Republican primaries.