As a child I was like most boys of the 60’s. I loved monsters and monster movies. I drew skeletons and Frankenstein’s monsters. I made comic book stories about space aliens, vampires, and wolfmen. I filled my fantasy world with dangerous creatures of the darkness.
It was only natural, then, that I create a story of monsters in Iowa. I set this story in my little home town. I created a story of a boy who was born funny (not ha-ha funny) and had to be kept out of sight in a secret attic room because he was thought a monster. In reality, Torry had a rare hereditary condition called hypertrichosis where you grow hair all over your face and body. Torry’s parents would mistake it for a monstrousness that they felt was the family curse, lycanthropy, werewolf disease. And the story would have to have a hero, Todd Niland, who accidentally makes contact with and befriends Torry.
For a villain, I would draft Torry’s young and well-to-do uncle Macey. He would be the keeper of family secrets and the real monster of the story. What he would do to his own family and his allies would be a crime that would eventually become murder.
So there it is. (Shudder!) A novel idea I will call for now The Baby Werewolf. Deliciously dark and dangerous. A monster masterpiece of macabre manufacture. Of course I will obviously approach the project with my usual total seriousness. Not one joke. You have my solemn promise… with all my fingers and toes crossed.

It sounds like it will be a good story. I like that you explain his physical oddity with a rare yet real disorder.
Ah, yes, the curse of being a surrealist. The whole thing falls apart if the metaphors aren’t realistic.
Exactly. I once enjoyed a good horror but now I prefer realistic thriller’s. Watching harrors totally out of the question. The technology looks too real.