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To Be Proud Of…

I am a writer. Even if I never sell another book, I am that. But the last three months have been really kind to me. I have sold multiple Kindle books in three straight months now. I have had multiple readers reading numerous pages from Kindle Unlimited. The Naked Thinking book’s publication seemed to be the start of the cascade. I am guessing that it is unique enough to be the book everyone was hungry for. It does have full-color illustrated nudes in it. But it has good content too.

I have been able to draw more than I have in years of late due to the ease of using digital art tools for drawing, so much easier than struggling with pencils and pens and arthritis.

So, I am happy now.

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New Pictures Finished Today

Yes, I used the AI Mirror program as a digital art editor to put my original drawing over a photo background. I still have to put black on the birch trees, but otherwise, I finished this today in half an hour.

I finished the finger-crossing picture from yesterday, finally getting the hand right despite the complications of the white halo effect (needed to separate the white highlights and dark lines from the background house of brown and mostly white. It’s a comic book thing.

My favorite thirty-minute drawing of the day, “The Haunting Stare of Jenna Ortega.” Yes, I know it doesn’t look like her. No dimples and blue eyes instead of brown. But honestly, I did it from a photo of her.

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Where Do We Go From Here, My Dear?

Where do we go from here, my dear?

Where do we go from here?

Whisper it now in my queer little ear,

Is it someplace near?

My fingers are crossed in the rear, my dear.

I’m hoping the world has beer,

And Ideas are all quite clear, my dear,

Cause the future may cause great fear.

This is what you must hear, my dear,

My plan is to be more of a man this year,

I’ll play the game better than all of my peers,

And that’s where we’re going from here.

***Note*** There is lots of repetition here in this poem, internal rhyme, and echoing phrases, I even used the same basic picture, and changed it with digital art tools into three slightly different pictures. Economy of words, spare use of actual ideas, and extreme economy of actual effort… It is truly terrible poetry.

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The Philosophy of Bad Poetry

I do write poetry. But I must admit, I am not a serious poet.  I am a humorist at heart, so I tend to write only goofy non-serious poems like this one;

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So here is a poem that rhymes but has too much “but-but-but” in it.  A poem about pants should not have too many “buts” in it.  One butt per pair, please.  So this is an example of spectacularly bad poetry.  Why do we need bad poetry?  Because it’s funny.  And it serves as a contrast to the best that poetry has to offer.

As a teacher I remember requiring students to memorize and recite Robert Frost’s poem, “The Road Not Taken”.  Now this sort of assignment is a rich source of humorous stories for another day.  Kids struggle to memorize things.  Kids hate to get up in front of the class and speak with everybody looking at them.  You get a sort of ant-under-a- magnifying-glass-in-the-sun sort of effect.  But in order to truly get the assignment right and get the A+,  you have to make that poem your own.  You have to live it, understand it, and when you reach that fork in the road in your own personal yellow wood, you have to understand what Frost was saying in that moment.  That is the life experience poetry has a responsibility to give you.

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Hopefully I gave that experience to at least a few of my students.

Bad poetry makes you more willing to twirl your fingers of understanding in the fine strands of good poetry’s hair.  (Please excuse that horrible metaphor.  I do write bad poetry, after all.)

But all poetry is the same thing.  Poetry is “the shortest, clearest, best way to see and touch the honest bones of the universe through the use of words.”  And I know that definition is really bad.  But it wasn’t written on this planet.  (Danged old Space Goons!)  Still, knowing that poetry comes from such a fundamental place in your heart, you realize that even bad poetry has value.  So, I will continue writing seriously bad poetry in the funniest way possible.  And all of you real poets who happen to read this, take heart, I am making your poetry look better by comparison.

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A Pensive Portrait for Today

Time for something thoughtful… and quiet.

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Portraits With Big Eyes

I have long been an artist addicted to large, luminous eyes. I have long been accused of drawing too much like I am a Japanese anime or manga artist. Point taken. I was first inspired to draw characters like the ones in Astroboy which I was addicted to in the 1960s.

I know the big eyes can be overdone. They make a character like Big-eyed Benny above look positively alien. E.T. phone home style of stuff. But they can also be extra expressive. And many child faces do indeed have eyes that are more like a doe deer than a human. These lend a vulnerable quality of open-faced cuteness, an endearing quality that activates parental instincts.

And, some of these drawings that I do, portraits made from faces in the Walmart catalog or from Instagram, are actually started with a tracing layer laid atop the photograph. Here the eyes may have been exaggerated a little because I can’t help myself, but they are basically the same as the subject of the portrait. This girl does goofy comedy and dances on Instagram and has a really infectious grin that I can’t even begin to draw accurately.

But the result of this big-eyed obsession of mine all comes down to the fact that I have been retired from teaching now for an entire decade. I retired in 2014. And I miss working with kids. So much it hurts. Maybe I can’t make them laugh and learn anything anymore. But I can remember them as an artist. Drawing comes more from the heart than it does from the pen anyway.

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Exploring the Mind of Mickey

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One really weird thing that teachers do is think about thinking.  I mean, how can a person actually teach someone else how to think and how to learn if they don’t themselves understand the underlying processes?  Now that I have retired from teaching and spend all my time feeling sorry for myself, I thought I would try thinking about thinking one more time at least.  Hey, just because I am retired, it doesn’t mean I can’t still do some of the weird things I used to do as a teacher, right?

This time I made a map to aid me in my quest to follow the twists and turns of how Mickey thinks and how Mickey learns.  Don’t worry, though.  I didn’t actually cut Mickey’s head in half to be able to make this map.  I used the magical tool of imagination.  Some folks might call it story-telling… or bald-face lying.

Now, a brain surgeon would be concerned that my brain maps out in boxes.  He would identify it as a seriously deformed brain.  It is not supposed to be all rectangular spaces and stairs.  It probably indicates a severe medical need for corrective surgery… or possibly complete amputation.  But we are not going to concern ourselves with trying to save Mickey from himself right now.  That is far too complex a topic to tackle in a 500-word daily post.  We are just discussing the basics of operation.

You see the three little guys in the control room?  They are an indication that not only did I steal an idea from the Disney/Pixar Movie Inside Out, but I apparently have too few guys doing the job up there compared to the movie version.  (It probably makes sense though that a young girl like the one in the movie has a much more sensible configuration in her brain than someone who was a middle school teacher for 24 years.  Seriously, that job can do a bit of damage.)  The three little guys are not actually Moe, Curly, and Larry, though that wouldn’t be far from descriptive accuracy.  They are Impulsive Ignatz, currently in the driver’s seat (or else I wouldn’t be writing this), Proper Percy the Planner, and Pompositous Felixian Checkerbob, the fact-checker and perfectionist (also labeled the inner nerd… I am told not everyone has one of these).  They are the three little guys that run around in frantic circles in my head trying to deal with a constant flow of input and output, trying to make sense of everything, and routinely failing miserably.

I shouldn’t forget the other two little guys in my head, Sleepytime Tim in the Dream Center, and little Batty up in the attic.  I have no earthly idea how either of them function, or what in the heck they are supposed to do.  But there they are.  The other three run up and down stairs all day, locating magic mushrooms and random knowledge in the many file cabinets, record collections, book stacks, and odd greasy containers that are stored all around in the many nooks and crannies of Mickey’s mind.  They collect stuff through the eyes and ears, and it is also their responsibility to chuck things out through the stupidity broadcaster at various inopportune times.  It is also a good idea for them to avoid the lizard brain of the limbic system in the basement.  It is easily angered and might eat them.

So now you should be able to fully understand how Mickey thinks.  (Or not… a qualifier I was forced to put in by Checkerbob.)

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At the Beach in My Imagination

It is cold and wet here in Texas. It makes me go somewhere else in my mind. I choose a beach in the cooler parts of Summer. A nude beach like the UFO Beach at South Padre Island.

It is interesting with digital art tools how you can make more than one picture with the various layers you create to make a digital artwork.

While it is a nude beach in my imagination, I really like this swimsuit I created… and it is an underaged girl I am drawing. You can never be too careful.

The crying boy who was the goal of my many-layered picture is crying because the story I wrote today breaks my heart to tell. It was not only at the nude beach but was about families who lost a family member in a school shooting. The incident in the story is fictional, but the story was inspired by the Uvalde tragedy. I have to cry one more time. Sorry about that.

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Digital Depictions of Cute Mini-Divas

There are a number of young, little dancing girls on Instagram and TikTok. And I have been daily practicing my digital art skills as I try to draw as much as possible before my arthritis takes my ability to draw away from me. What better thing to draw?

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Living a Naked Life

I was born in a blizzard many years ago,

A fact that does not make a nudist, you know,

But I wasn’t born with clothes on, a fact that is clear,

So, the fight of my life has been a thing that I fear.

For when you are naked and wearing no clothes,

The world can attack you, to danger exposed.

No armor gives you safety or turns away stabs.

And nothing protects you from wicked Life’s jabs.

The world can now see you with its angry-eyed glare,

And no secrets will keep you from judgments unfair.

I was born in a blizzard and now I am old

But now when I’m naked I’m not immune to the cold.

But I have seen people who love to be naked,

And smiles on bare faces are never quite faked.

They face life and nature without any clothes

And even are claiming they feel not exposed.

And I would live that way without any fears,

And I have missed out on many nude years,

Hiding and abiding in closets with tears,

Is not who I will be as the Grim Reaper nears.

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