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Celebrity Endorsements

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It is difficult to get a book noticed by the book-buying (and hopefully book-reading) public.  If you have a good book, especially if you have gone the independent publishing route, promotion and advertisement cost far more than you are likely to make on the book.  No one notices.  No one reads.  The ones who do read don’t review it.  So you have to be creative.  Or maybe creatively evil.  If you are going to get somebody with some pull to recommend your book, you may have to trick them.  I got Batgirl here to endorse my book by promising to give her information about the location of the Joker’s lair.  I tricked her into waiting in front of my book while I secretly snapped this picture with my concealed bow-tie camera.  You can’t actually tell from the picture, but she conked me on the head with that titanium batarang once the flash went off in her face.  But I got the endorsement for free.  Of course, now I’m on a most-wanted list from the Justice League for marketing fraud.

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June 25, 2014 · 4:24 pm

The Wizard’s Magical Tomes

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For the last 25 years of my life, I have been laboring to create hand-made books filled with my magical research and spells.  The two in the back are scrapbooks filled with printed images, drawings, poems, and short autobiographical compositions.  I collect in them things I mean to weave into fiction, things I mean to use as models for artwork.  The two in the foreground are completely cartoon stories in rough draft form.  These are not books I ever mean to have published.  They are filled with things I intend to use in my work at some future time.  Many of these images and poems I have used already somewhere.  But there are many, many more.  That makes these tomes something of a treasure… at least to me.

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June 24, 2014 · 4:07 pm

Mai Ling, Deadly Mutant Little Girl Ninja From Outer Space

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One must always be careful of the most deadly creatures to be found in the Orion Spur of the Milky Way Galaxy.  That’s why it is good to note that one of the most deadly creatures, which is also one of the most necessary to avoid, is the teenage girl just entering the mixed blessings of puberty.  Mai Ling, pictured in this Aeroquest Science Fiction Public Service Warning Poster, is a particularly lethal specimen of just such a creature.  At about thirteen years of age, she is possessed of not only deadly ninja skills, trained to fatal perfection, but also telekinetic Psion mutant skills.  She can use her telekinesis to propel weapons in ways that weapons were never meant to be propelled at speeds of up to GOLLY GEE WOO-WOO WOW THAT WAS FAST!!!  If she shoots at you with the slug-thrower pistol she often carries, you are not only merely dead, but literally most sincerely dead because even if she misses you, she can redirect the bullet into whichever vital organ she wishes, and being the age she is, that probably means something in the highly sensitive and highly embarrassing personal middle area.  She can also bang you dead pretty effectively with any stone she decides to pick up and fling.  Her left arm is sheathed in accelerating electro-magnetic Gauss-effect armor that will turn a stone into faster-than-the-speed-of-sound projectile capable of blasting its way through the walls of the boys’ shower room.   You dare not cross her.  Don’t challenge her authority.  And, for goodness sake, don’t make comments on handsome young members of boy bands, because you never ever can anticipate which one she will be in love with this week… er… today… er… this minute.

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Creepy Times, the Third Chapter

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The picture is called “My Galatea” after the myth of Pygmalion.  I drew it at a time when I was working on the Snow Babies character of Valerie Clarke.  She was my creation, made up of my daughter the Princess, a girl I had a crush on in 6th grade, and a very strange part of my own psyche that is essentially female.  Sometimes things come together in such a fashion that the creation becomes more real than what I know as reality.  Have you ever created something that was so perfect that you fell in love with it?  It is a very strange feeling.  It doesn’t create happiness.  It makes you feel regret that what should be real is only fantasy.  It makes you feel longing for something that you know you simply cannot have.  It makes you feel creepy, like you’ve done something wrong.  You have stolen bits of other people’s lives and put them together, made them live in a new form, the whole Frankenstein’s monster sort of thing.  The evil abides in those things that you could never foresee as problems.  The torches are lit, the pitchforks come out, and chaos ensues.

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Falconet’s sculpture of Pygmalion (1763) 

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Future Art

DSCN5026 DSCN5025These are a couple of unfinished Acrylic paintings awaiting the opportunity to complete them. One is a pair of Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. No mystery about that. I live in the Dallas area, and I’m a male creature with eyes. The other is about a Native American story-teller and the tale he is telling his grandson. It will be mostly about pattern and design when I am finished. I am not fond of the opaque nature of Acrylic paint, so I need to use it differently than I do oil.

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June 21, 2014 · 4:29 pm

Biblical Proportions

This picture was a 1980’s attempt to copy the skin tones in the works of Frank Frazetta and Boris Vallejo.   I have always admired their ability  to create luminous tanned skin and vibrant character colors.  I also intended to turn this into an oil painting of young David the shepherd playing and singing for King Saul.  My skills were not up to the task at the time, but I find this goofy composition interesting never the less. DSCN4705

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June 20, 2014 · 4:24 pm

Wow! More than 800!

Buster 800

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June 19, 2014 · 7:36 pm

KidZart

Here’s a piece of pottery created by the Princess.  Ceramic cuteness fired and glazed.DSCN5022

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June 19, 2014 · 5:40 pm

Collectible Dolls… err, Action Figures

DSCN5018These two 12″ ACTION FIGURES are Luke Skywalker and Princess Leiah.  They are rare 1978 dolls that are hard to find because they are in a size much larger than other Star Wars figures, and they are from a toy company that no longer exists.  When I bought Luke on E-Bay, he only had the pants and the boots.  I had to buy Leiah stark naked.  The doll didn’t have any clothes on either.  I was able to cobble together some clothing with the help of Barbie and G.I. Joe.  I had to re-braid Leiah’s hair, and, of course, I had no idea how to re-create the Cinnabun ear-muffs Leiah is supposed to wear, so I left it looking as you see it.  I am proud of my ability to find and acquire two such rare dolls, but I am well aware that they are not presently worth diddly-squoot compared to a mint conditioned pair.

And, Dang it!  I didn’t edit the words “doll” and “dolls” in favor of “action figures”, but I am much too lazy to go back and fix that.

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June 18, 2014 · 6:42 pm

Colored Pencil Magic

I left high school determined to become a wizard.  I know how foolish that sounds.  The beginning of wisdom is learning how big a fool I naturally am.  So, having learned that I am a little fool (after years of humbling experience I know better than to call myself big), I had to pursue arcane knowledge and magic spells to become a wizard.  I began to experiment with all kinds of ideas and all sorts of media.  But it was the humble colored pencil where I discovered the most arcane power.

Let me tell you about how I cast a recent magic spell.

As with any wizard work, it begins with a book, a tome of significance discovered in the course of a book-finding quest.  It was a book that I found in a Goodwill store, an antique book that describes in children’s book form how an archeologist uncovered the life and ultimate demise of a place in the distant past called Pueblo Bonito.

I learned about the place and the people, especially the children because, after all, that’s who the book was written for.  So, the next step was to pull together the puzzle pieces I needed for a little bit of Paffooney magic.  Paffooney, you may recall, is a magical made-up nonsense word useful for artistic incantations.  I consulted a book that I myself created, a scrapbook of poems, snippets, and visual ideas.  I call it Rage after the Dylan Thomas poem about raging against the dying of the light.  It is full of scraps and pictures that I can use as models.

I sketched out the plan in light pencil, too light to really pick up in the photo.  When I begin the detail work, I take it area by area, starting with the most important piece, the primary figure’s face.

As I moved along, I had to color in the primary figure first trying to carefully create a light-source pattern mostly consistent with my model.  It is coming from near-noonday sun shining down into the Pueblo from the top right of the frame.

I discovered when it was too late that I missed the proper proportion on the right arm.  I gave the poor girl a Popeye arm.  But she will just have to live with the deformity.  At least I didn’t goof as badly as Victor Frankenstein did on his creation.

The figure needed to be completed first since the the light patterns in the background would have to be keyed to it in a way that keeps those elements pushed back into the depths of the picture.

The background will contain three more figures, the two child figures will be more obscured than the main figure and far less detailed.  The adult figure will be a mere shadow in the darkness of the Pueblo walls.  A touch of blue sky will finish it all and give it primary completeness (red, yellow, and blue in a picture make it feel complete because these are the primary colors of paint).

I am left with the completed spell, a Paffooney I call “Pueblo Bonito”.  I signed my name backwards, dated it, and now it is time to look at the finished spell and let its gentle magic work on my soul.

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