Why is Ariel dressed in armor? Well, the American people reelected the malevolent and vengeful Pumpkinhead. He plans to hurt us all deeply for giggles and profits. Honestly, he was merely a corrupt criminal leader in his first administration. And then he committed treason and we failed to execute him, so he merely stewed for four years. The number of deeply racist, angry, and evil poor folks have also been stewing and becoming worse, ready to anoint him and back him as he visits cruelty and death on everybody they hate. The near future is not Disneyland.
So, Ariel is the only one I can depend on not to change for the worse. Things will become horrible financially, and socially, and we may even starve to death. Climate change will devastate civilization. The Pumpkinhead will loot and pillage, blame and punish, and make our lives Hell as the world crashes to an end.
Ariel, of course, is made of plastic. (I did not cut her hair. I gave her a ponytail with a scrunchy.) That is why she will not change until the world burns down. I am not superstitious and tempted to believe the Bible’s Armageddon prophecy is coming true. Because I do not believe in salvation and an afterlife. We get the life we need and deserve, and then the universe is done with us, and our part in the greater story is done. But I take comfort in the fact that the book does not close. The story goes on without me. Therein lies eternity.
The facts are depressing, but it will be quite an experience. And the Pumpkinhead does not live forever, either.
Catch a Falling Star 