Today I must see a lawyer about preventing Bank of America from taking all the money in my accounts and seizing some of my non-exempt assets… which may or may not include my house and car. And all of this basically for unpaid interest payments. Yes, I had the account maxed out for a few years, paying only minimums. So I have basically paid back more money than I spent, but they intend to collect more than merely the unpaid amount. The lawyer I am going to consult says they are gambling that I won’t hire a lawyer and fight it. So he is either going to be a great help, or another bloodsucker draining my resources. We shall have to see. But in this modern world where everything is about debt… debt they don’t really want you to pay off, sometimes you have to roll up your pant legs and wade through the sea of shallow cow poop. If I fail to win this fight, I may end up bankrupt and homeless, so it is pretty important that I take on the beast. It will be something more to laugh about in any case… in the future when the wounds heal.
Catch a Falling Star 
Well, I hired a lawyer, and he says he can probably lower the damages done by evil banker/pirates who seek to slay me economically. Of course, the State of Texas requires him to tell me that he cannot promise any particular outcome. Thanks, Texas!