Do you remember when Dr. Evil took over Mickey’s Library with his evil minions and Grammar Nazi’s? No? Well, the Action-Hero-Guy team charged with protecting the library didn’t either… until finally today one of the Barbies complained that Dr. Evil was totally monopolizing the X-Box. So now, incensed by Dr. Evil’s audacity… and unwillingness to share…the Captain Action Alliance of Action-Hero-Guys are taking action.
Here’s a link to help you remember what this is supposed to be about; https://catchafallingstarbook.wordpress.com/2014/08/22/dr-evil-invades-mickeys-library/
So, lead by Captain Carl P.M. Action, the heroes sneak inside the library door ready for action.
It did not take the heroes long to realize that they were not alone.
You know that given a choice, true action heroes always choose action like bopping someone on the head (assuming they are not allowed to kill them with big explosions and lots of blood, thus leading to an R-rating so the kids who are your target audience will officially have to stay away, yet come to your movie in record numbers).
It is fortunate Captain Carl was careful and did not cut off her gun hand with his wonderous Lightning Sword of Captain Action Power. That would’ve gotten him an R-rating. And he was also lucky that the Agent in Red did not try to shoot him in the brain by tipping the gun forward just a tad. (Of course, it is possible it was the Agent in Red who was lucky she did not think of that. It is probable that shooting Captain Carl in the brain will only make him mad. And it is hard to actually hit something that tiny anyway.)
So, now that she won’t tell him anything, how will Captain Carl defeat Dr. Evil and liberate the X-Box? Oh, no! No more X-Box Baseball ’04! How will I survive it? To find out what happens next, tune in next time at the same Batty time to the same Batty channel!
Oh, Nooooooooooo!
Catch a Falling Star 