Things go awry,
Like dropping apple pie,
Cause you’re really not too spry,
And don’t know the reason why…
And the pipes have sprung some leaks,
And our house now really reeks,
And fixing it takes weeks,
And even hero Aquaman freaks,
At the water in the hall,
And the dampness over all,
That the fish began to call,
A real big water wall…
But we have done this all before,
And the rain begins to pour,
As our luck flows out the door…
THERE IS WATER ON THE FLOOR!
The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft a-gley.
And Aquamen,