The Mickey gets tired of Donald Trump-Duck quacking on Twitter and knacking his flitter like so many ditter and bitter pitter witter.
Yeah, I know. Mickey could be using spell check better. But sometimes you just have to let the pink-and-white four-door 1957 Mercury Monterey of your imagination wander where it will, even if it takes you to the land of misspelled words.
So let me tell you a misspelled story;
Pompolina Cookiespitter was spooplemad for blaying dinkleball with the doofenburgers. She doorsized dinkleball ten times more fopserisciously than any doofenburger ever minxyblootered. And if you minxyblooter too snerkly you will dopserizingly biffle dorpsnitz. So no doofenburger ever really snorkled dinkleball with Pompolina. It shlayed her so fopserisciously that she almost blootenbursted. Doofenburgers everywhere schneed from horpspittoon.
Now, that story makes no sense at all. Yet, I am confident you can tell me, how does Pompolina feel about blaying dinkleball? And how do doofenburgers feel about it? And is it safe to minxyblooter too snerkly? What is the possible outcome of that?
If you can answer those questions about my story, then you have some idea about how American politics feels after Donald Trump-Duck blootenbursted everywhere his first two weeks in office. So there.