
People are people, no matter how wrong…
And it isn’t a good thing to argue too long.
My friend is a “Can” from the Republic of Cans,
Who says all the poor people are just bad hu-mans.
And he really believes it, even though he’s not dumb,
‘Cuz he thinks climbing ladders using one of his thumbs,
Is how all people manage to be worthy and good,
And lazy bad people choose to fail like soft wood.
And though he’s not seen that old ladder of mine,
Or the ladders of people with one rung in nine,
He’s thoroughly convinced that all ladders are fair,
And it’s all their own fault if they fall through the air.
Yes, people are people, no matter how wrong…
And it isn’t a good thing to argue so long.
I have a good friend who’ll do Demos of Crats,
And screech about equity like an army of cats.
He thinks we should pay for all college and school,
And use our tax money as a leveling tool.
He thinks we can make the rich pay for our dreams
And make life all breakfast of sugars and creams.
And maybe he can and maybe he can’t…
Make sense of the subject of his long, drawn-out rant,
But they’ll never pay it and he will get Berned,
Because they never part with what they think they have earned.
But, people are people, no matter how wrong…
And it isn’t a good thing to argue so long.
In conclusion I think the thinks that I think
Are carefully measured and really don’t stink,
But don’t take good thinking to toss in dump,
Or sooner or later… it’s President Trump!

Love it! 😉
Thank you. It took me a long grueling thirty minutes to write this epic poem. Or was that “grooling thirty minutes”? I should spell like a Republican or Democratic troll, right?
You’re too silly, ya know that? ;)p
I am aware of it, but I hear the cure involves toenails and frogsmiles in a blender, and I’m not anxious to try that.