The danger presented by Star Wars collectibles lies in the fact that there are so @#$%! many of them. If you try to collect one of everything, you will will be in the poor house for seven generations. (Yes, I intend to leave my collection to my children to do with as they please. I don’t expect the curse to go along with it. My kids are smarter than me.)
But this is only the beginning of the Star Wars crap that I have to share when blogging about collectibles. These are the Luke, Han, and Leia dolls that I have collected over time My Kenner Luke and Leia are not pictured here. Being the oldest 12-inch dolls in my collection, from 1978, they don’t look quite as good as the rest despite my repairs and rehabilitations. So I actually have five Lukes, two Hans, and four Leias. I threw in R2D2 because he and slave girl Leia were a set.
It is my intention to show you this soul-crushing collection bit by bit because it can be daunting otherwise. Stay tuned for further episodes… or be on the look out if you really desire to avoid them. I do realize that old men who play with dolls are a little off and likely have toxic cooties.