Earlier I alluded to the plan of the super scary villain, Dr. Evil with the removable brain. He was planning on invading Mickey’s library with malice aforethought… er, anger about all the books in there… or something. Anyway, today he attacked. He showed up with several of his evil minions.
He brought some of the most evil minions I could afford on a teacher’s salary. Ming the Merciless is his most evil adviser, a real whiz with the evil plans, even though I suspect he really doesn’t like looking at the Doctor’s exposed removable brain so much.
So, once convinced, Dr. Evil put on his Dr. Normal-Guy mask. It was a disguise he often used, and was successful while wearing it, because he could sneak past his enemies while they were laughing and rolling on the ground. The laughter often started inexplicably after an enemy would ask what nationality a name like “Normal-Guy” really was.
Besides fooling the foolish Action Hero guys, Dr. Evil relied on a secret weapon. GRAMMAR NAZIS!!! He would use them to relentlessly correct the spelling of the Action Hero guys until they cried like little babies.
Will the Grammar Nazis prevail over the Action Heroes? Would they take over Mickey’s wonderful library? Would they notice how many times the villains misspelled the word “removable”?
Stay tuned next time… Same Bat Station! Same Bat Channel! For the next thrilling episode of Doctor Evil Attacks Mickey’s Library!!!!!