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Red Skelton

I don’t usually do portraits, but, as I believe I may have said on an older post, Red Skelton is like a god to me.  Much of what I know about comedy, I learned from him back in the 60’s and early 70’s.  I watched him religiously on Wednesday nights on both CBS and NBC (channels 5 from Mason City, Iowa, and 13 from Des Moines).  He made me laugh.  Sometimes he even made me cry.  So I honor him now with a portrait (or insult him, depending on your opinion of my artwork) in a Paffooney of Red as Clem Kadiddlehopper, pride (or maybe village idiot) of Cornpone County, Tennessee.

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Porcelain Comes to Life

This picture was created from my porcelain doll made for me by my mother from the pattern and mold called, “Tom Sawyer.” I used my digital art tools to trace the photo and color it in on top of an AI background.

This doll, made by my mother also, I call “Nicole” after my niece whom she resembles.

You can judge for yourself how well I did recreating this photo of Nicole and the Grey Stuffed Dog.

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Art From Ancient Times (my time, not history)

A romantic place to be, but it would be better with at least a couple of bars on the phone.

I am liking the ease of using digital tools to make a picture, but there was a time when I liked oil paint better.

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Softly Smiling

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Digital Portraits Getting Easier to Draw

Shirtless Strong Boy… easy to draw like this.

Jenna Ortega, a portrait that almost looks like her… sorta.

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The Brown-Eyed Girl

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September 26, 2023 · 1:15 am

My Imaginary Granddaughter

This is Susu, my imaginary granddaughter. Here you see her portrayed as a plastic doll.

You have to understand the fact that I have no granddaughter in real life. Susu exists only in my old coot’s head. She is in no way real. The only chance I have had at a real grandchild didn’t make the necessary nine months. Probably not even three. There is nothing more to say. If there is a God, it was His decision. The only grandchild I have is Susu. And she’s imaginary.

This is Susu as a digital painting, created with the assistance of digital AI drawing tools. And photos of an anonymous girl on Instagram. And it is not a sad thing. It is a coot thing.

old coot

An eccentric or irritable older person, especially a man, whose views or attitudes are boring or old-fashioned. “Ah, don’t mind that old coot. He’s just cantankerous because he isn’t up to speed with the way of today’s youth. I’ve fully embraced that I’m going to be a stodgy old coot when I get older.

Some old coots talk to ghosts, dead wives, or pink elephants. I talk to an imaginary granddaughter. So sue me. I’m irascible, cantankerous, irritable, and several other unflattering big words.

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A Pretty Girl in Egypt

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September 24, 2023 · 1:04 am

Portrait With Ice Cream

“If you buy an ice cream cone for Beth, she only ever wants vanilla.”

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Zoom Out

Mike Murphy and Blueberry Bates have gone back in time to a year Jesus might’ve walked the Earth. It is a digital art practice using a colored pencil drawing, several photos of things like hair and sackcloth clothing, and a background that is really a train station but fuzzed up to look like a temple. I used digital tools to put it together rather than Photoshop.

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