
The idea for this post is to illustrate with covers from my own collection of books and comics.
Robert E. Howard, for those of you who like the stories but never look for the name of the author, is the young Texan who created Conan the Barbarian. I say “young” because, although he was born in 1906, he died in 1936 at the age of 30. And this young man created not only the iconic hero of the epic sword and sorcery genre of fiction, but basically founded the genre itself. He definitely laid down the basics of it as a pattern for all others to follow. Including the players of the sword and sorcery Dungeons and Dragons game.

For D & D players the primary influence of all this is the Conan method of problem-solving. “If you are confronted with a complex problem, a life and death problem, whack it with a sword until the problem is solved.” This is the source of fascination for players with the fighter character; the warrior, the paladin, the knight, or the barbarian. Superior physical prowess gives the individual control over so much more than he or she could ever be in control of in real life. (And stop making that face while reading this. Girls do play Dungeons and Dragons too. I’ve seen it happen in school and with my own daughter.)

And for the story-teller, also known as the game master or dungeon master, this can be a very good thing. The sense of power extremely high strength and endurance scores provide get the character strongly addicted to the hack and slash style of play, allowing you to teach all kinds of timely morals to the story about the need to use your brain and your creativity once in a while as well.
Conan was a brute and a slayer. But he is perceived as a good guy because he was also capable of standing up for the little guy, righting wrongs and protecting others from powerful evils. Conan had empathy, if not love, for others, and exhibited truly magnificent levels of the power to sacrifice self for the good of others and the general well-being of the weak. As game master, all you need to do is add a vulnerable character to the party that needs some protecting in the fantasy game world. It helps if that character has a good sense of humor, useful knowledge to offer, or cuteness to offer in return for the protection. But even that is not required. D & D players learn to wield power in ways that benefit others. The Spiderman thing, you know; “With great power comes great responsibility.” It is a lesson about life that many non-D & D players also really need to learn in their youth.
The Robert E. Howard way does not always work out so well for wizards. Conan hated magic and wizards. He whacked wizards even harder than he did other bad guys. But that is generally assumed to apply to evil wizards. Conan sometimes appreciated having a wizard on his side.
But the basic conclusion is this; there is a brutal, barbarian way to handle problems in real life as well as in Dungeons and Dragons life. And it would be much better for everyone if people learned the right way and the wrong way to use it in the game world before the choice has to be made in the real world.

































Theme Songs for Living Life
You know how in movies and on TV they play a soundtrack behind the action of the show? And how, sometimes, if the movie or TV show is any good, it enhances and underscores whatever is happening to the main theme of story and the action that expresses it on the screen? Yeah, that. A complex idea that lies just under the surface of consciousness, a something that somebody sometime thought up that actually works and can work quite well. But why does it work?
Put as simply as I can say an idea that is so layered and complex, it is because that is how real life works. Yeah, there is music in the background of every life. It plays almost unnoticed until that point where you suddenly realize how it defines your very soul.
Through childhood and junior high and high school, I used to joke with my two sisters that every song that came on the radio was my favorite song, my theme song. Every new Beatles’ song, or Paul Revere and the Raiders’ song, or Elton John musical fantasy was the song that defined my entire life. Yes, I really was that fickle. But I was also responding to a sense that who I was had to change into something new as often as you heard a new song on the radio or bought a new record album. (Yes, I know some of you have no idea what that is, but I am a child of the 60’s and 70’s, and I make no excuse for that. So deal with it.)
I hope you have listened to some of the YouTube song-thingies I have added to this post. They are not picked at random. They are some of the key theme songs of my goofy, pointless, and fantastical life.
The Astroboy opening theme is here to represent my early childhood. When I had the courage of the irrepressible imagination of childhood. I soared with Astroboy through every black-and-white episode I could get hold of in the 60’s. At times it met getting out of bed early to catch it at 6:00 am, just after Channel 3 came on the air in the morning. At times it meant rushing home as soon as school let out because it came on only half an hour after the last bell, and the school was on the north end of Rowan, while home was as far south as the town went.
I really used to believe that I would grow up to lead a heroic life and make a name for myself that would inspire others to greatness too. We are uncommonly stupidly when we are children, and we need simplistic theme songs to wake us up to life gradually.
The Eagles provided the theme songs of my high school and college young manhood. Trying out life, at times boldly, and at most times timidly, I had to “Take It to the Limit” as often as I could manage. It turned out that due to irrepressible social awkwardness, my greatest presses against the walls of my existence were all academic in nature. We learn by doing… and failing… and trying again. The songs become more complex as they weave themselves into the background of your life story.
As a young teacher, shy and soft-spoken, it was impressed on me that discipline was about controlling behavior which you had to do by being stern and unyielding, good at rule-setting and handing down punishments. But with my goofy temperament and non-threatening clown face, I soon learned that that road only led to misery and heartache for both me and, more importantly, the students. In the 80’s I learned that you had to follow Bobby McFerrin’s philosophy of “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”. I learned that you don’t teach someone lasting lessons by pushing them from behind with paddles and switches, but by leading them forward with jokes and obvious joy in the lessons you are teaching.
Now that I have grown old and awful in the winter of my life, the songs that express my personal themes are classical music and complex with snowflakian symmetry and stark, cold beauty. I would talk about a few more particulars, but I am now well past 500 words, and if you don’t have the idea yet, I’m sorry, you are probably never going to hear that music yourself. But don’t worry… be happy.
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