Opinions are onions divided by pi!
They are pungeant and spicy,
They will make a boy cry.
But everyone has them,
They’re a part of the stew.
And what they say about things…
Says more about you.
Mickey’s Sacred Opinions
(for a taste of pure nonsense)
The current President is a Pumpkinhead.
But if you make a Jack-o-Lantern out of it,
You will never be able to keep a candle lit inside.
Naked girls are beautiful, no matter their shape or color, or whatever clothing they wear.
Naked, after all, is a chosen state of mind.
All people have value, no matter what color or shape they are, or language they speak, or even if they are racists.
But not all people are equally valued at two golden doubloons apiece. Especially if they are racists.
Angels do exist, Mister Rogers called them “Helpers.”
So, these opinions are only worth what they taste like.
And opinions are onions divided by pi.
Most people would never choose to eat onion pie.
Catch a Falling Star 