Eggsy Chocobunny has arrived a day late.
“Late for what?” You ask.
“For the Bunnies with chocolate eggs in their wicker baskets full of plastic grass. It is Eater Day yesterday,” he answers.
“Didn’t you leave the S out of EASTER?” you shout.
“What do you mean? How does Easter make more sense than Eater? Kids everywhere eat chocolate eggs and other candy on this holiday!”
Well, you can’t actually argue with Eggsy because he is profoundly stupid.
Catch a Falling Star 