Twenty-Four Years in the Monkey House

Believe me when I say that the teaching-life’s okay.

I survived it many days because I brought bananas to the fray.

I taught within the monkey house and now’s my time to grouse.

Sixth graders are the little monkeys

Small and fast and full of funkies

Seventh-grade are chimpanzees

Who grab and eat whatever they sees

And the eighth, well, they are the gorillas

Who throw their poop and make school thrillers.

And though it makes you crazy and mean

And you feel like life is full of beans

You learn to love the monkey house

Even the bully and the louse

Entertaining them with stories and tasks

Which makes them smile and drop their masks

You trick them into a little learning

And maybe keep the school from burning

And long years end with coos from doves…

They have become your little loves.

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2 responses to “Twenty-Four Years in the Monkey House

  1. Paul's avatar Paul

    For bad poetry, that’s pretty durn good! lol!

    • My poetry is supposed to be so bad that other poets can always say, “At least my poetry is better than Mickey’s!” It figures it would turn out to be so bad that it’s actually good. Mickey fails again.

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