The Next Thing to Do

I know all the arguments against it. Nobody wants to read poetry from a simpering fool who is not a poet. Or, wait a moment, if Mickey is a poet, there is still that thing about him being the worst poet in the history of American Literature. And who knows the truth about all those missing middle school students rumored to be in shallow graves in South Texas? Do we know for a fact they weren’t killed by being forced to listen to Mickian poetry until their brains turned to oatmeal and leaked out of their ears?

But Mickey does write poetry. Terrible poetry. We know about the oatmeal-brains thing because of the poetry posted on this very blog site. Terrorists could use it for evil purposes.

But he has already posted a test cover for a poetry book. That is a REALLY BAD OMEN!!!