89 Days with a Post in a Row

So, now I probably have skin cancer. This will be the first time since I won a battle with malignant melanoma in 1983 that a mole needed to be removed and was potentially cancerous. It is already treated. The dermatologist already used freeze spray on the site on my right temple. She froze a portion of my head to kill the cancer. Not a good thing for the thing I need most to think with. But hopefully preventing a spread of more deadly things to be discovered later. I get a biopsy on July 13th. Thank God it doesn’t happen on a Friday too.

But if that horrible two-part black thing makes me suffer a while before turning me into compost in an urn somewhere, I won’t be the only one punching my train ticket to Pandemonium, the capitol of Hell. Putin in Russia is not only losing a war, but he has a little civil war on the side. Talk about having a full plate of spaghetti. And the Texas heat isn’t evidence of the world ending in fire due to climate change. The Republican party refuses to let that stuff be true because 3% of all climate change scientists are still holding the matter open for debate. Joel tells me that the 3% Trumps all 97% of the rest of scientists and proves that it is all a Chinese/Democrat conspiracy to destroy our wonderful fossil fuel industry.

So, since we are all gonna die anyway, here’s a few thoughts about what we can do with our remaining pre-apocalypse months.

1. PLEASE BUILD MORE GODDAM SOLAR PANELS AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!
2. Let’s also get used to living in very different ways. Learn to live in atmosphere-enclosed domes
3. There will need to be underwater city-domes where they are safer from hurricanes and tornados and raging wild fires.
4. We will need to learn to desalinate and deacidify seawater.

6. We will need to create and manage fish farms and sea-plant farms for food in the refined waters of the United States of Oceania.

7. We will need to learn to travel between underwater, surface water, through the air, into outer space, and onto the surfaces of the Moon and Mars.

8. And living in space like Han Solo and Captain Kirk.

Things will simply not be the same. Of course, if we all don’t learn to do these things, we will have to adjust to being dead… even extinct. Being extinct stinks.

We can adapt to anything.