I went to see Dr. Dinkleblatter…
Because I wanted to find out what the hell was the matter…
He said, in a way that was rather unkind…
“I’m ninety percent certain that you’ve lost your mind!”
Of course, I went home and was really quite shaken.
I was halfway convinced my poor mind had been taken.
And halfway convinced that I would be disgraced…
If it only turned out that my mind was misplaced.
So, I searched the whole house, and to my utter relief…
In my underwear drawer under white cotton briefs…
I found my old journal with cover dark brown,
And there was my thinking all quite written down.
Catch a Falling Star 
Clever!
Thank you. It is always fun to be clever while pretending to be stupid.