It is really lazy of me to re-post an old post. But it is even worse that I used one that dog wrote for me.
Okay, like, my name is Jade Beyer. I know I look like a dog, but my family lets me be a people sometimes. They let me eat enough people food from their table to turn into one of them. You know, like, all fat and unhealthy and some stuff. So, since Mickey is being lazy today, he said I could write his blog for him. It won’t be very long because it is taking forever to pick out the right keys with my nose. And my nose is bif… I mean big enough to hit the wrong key sometimes. So I have to edif caretully and ofren.
My family does a lot of funny stuff I can tell about. Like how they pee. They go in my extra drinking places. You know, the white things with the extra funky tasting water. Why are you not laughing about that?…
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Ha ha ha. This is so cute. 🙂
I told the dog you thought her writing was cute. She said, “Who wouldn’t think that?” I have to admit, she’s a little conceited about it.